Girl On A Box

Our local wine store, Haskell's has some pretty awesome sales to go with its pretty awesome wine selection. So a few weeks ago Emily stocked up on wine during one of their famous sales. As a result, she needed a box to bring home all the wine she bought.

That night as we were eating dinner, Emily was facing the kitchen and could see the box on the kitchen cart. Suddenly she started laughing. I felt pretty good about myself because, let me tell you, while Emily is not at all a serious person, she is a tough audience. Sometimes I'll make a joke and she'll just say, "That's funny," and not even crack a smile. I feel like there was a Seinfield based on this entire dynamic, but I digress.

So like I said, I was feeling good because FINALLY I made a joke that could make Emily burst out laughing, when I realized it wasn't me she was laughing at, but this drawing she had just realized was on the side of the box she bought home from Haskell's....



Those craaaaazy guys in the stock room at either Haskell's or some winery draw a nekkid stick lady, and that gets Emily to laugh. Yet somehow my jokes somehow don't cut it? Horseshit! That does it. I'm going back to drawing penises on napkins and writing "BUTTHEAD" on my plate with my tater tots. Seems like anything else just won't cut it for Emily anymore.

Anyway, this drawing reminds me of a song by the Blake Babies, called Girl In A Box. The song is as old as it is creepy. But for some reason the nekkid stick figure, though ON the box, and not IN it, is pretty close to what I picture the "girl in a box" looking like in the Blake Babies song.